Sue’s interest in writing is fairly recent. Her British heritage is often reflected in the subject matter of her pieces. She is an observer of human nature with its foibles and her humorous depictions of ordinary people in everyday situations form the bulk of her work. A marvellous raconteur, Sue’s delightful Manchester accent makes her writing ‘come alive’ with the spoken voice.
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LUNACY!
"Well as I say Wayne, it's alright for you! When you were in the forces, you're choice was made for you. Short back and sides. At no charge! And no worrying over colour! "Take mine. It grows straight up, with no help from me. I was born with the wrong colour to start with. I'll not argue the point! Porcelain skin needs strawberry blonde hair. "So what do I have to do, hmm? I have to pay a fortune to look this good. Ooh I don't know. The stress it causes me." "Well Julian. I can see now how easy I had it. The only stress I experienced was daily combat training!" "Ooh, don't get me started. I face combat here in my salon, everyday! Now Wayne, what's it to be? Would you like a new style now you're out?" "Short back and sides'll do fine thanks Julian." 23/11/15 Thoughts to cause a smile! The nice part of living in a small town is that when I don't know what I'm doing, someone else does. Author Unknown. Money can't buy you happiness ... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan. You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said, 'Parking fine'. - Tommy Cooper. 23/11/15 |